急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
1、scenei
2、《有朋友真好》
3、anita:ibegyourpardon?todayisthursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.besides,didn’tyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?
4、anita:neverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclasses
5、ken:howdoyouknowthatiwillnotpass?
6、小公鸡不能继续捉虫子了，它在大树下来来回回地走，不停地叹气。
7、......
8、(aftercalculusclass,anitaisonthewaytothestbuilding.atthesametime,ritaiswalkingtothestbuildingfromthedorm.theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)
9、steven:alwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclass
10、anita:hey,we’llhavethe“businessmanagement”classinafewminutes.whereareyougoing?don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithjason.
11、(kenandritaaretalkingtoeachother.theyaretalkingabouthowtoskipaclass.)
12、kevin:tomeitmakesnodifference.evenifiwereintheclassiwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?
13、rita:youneedgoodweather
14、sceneiv
15、anita:youareincurable.thetestwasthismorning!
16、jason:well,imetoneofmyveryoldfriendsonlineandwejusttalkedtoolong…
17、(anita,stevenandkevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom.and,anitaistryingtopreventstevenandkevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)
18、小公鸡：“我没有朋友，正为这事烦着呢!”
19、rita:aprofessionalclassskipper
20、小白鸭走过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，捧着一束鲜花。
21、小白蜗牛爬过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，托着一片树叶。
22、anita:whatareyoutalkingabout?thisisthe5thclass.youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.
23、steven:iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.ofcourseiamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.
24、cast
25、小公鸡望着小白鸭的背影。
26、rita:whydidyousayso?iknowthatwewillhavethecomputerprogramtesttomorrow.
27、rita:nowlendmeyourears–firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecourse.
28、小蟋蟀飞过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，扛着一把小提琴。
29、rita:hereiam.look,ididwhatipromised.iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.
30、人物：小公鸡小白鸭小黑鸭小白兔小黑兔小白蜗牛小黑蜗牛小蟋蟀
急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
31、十分钟左右，，时间真短，不好设置啊要不给你一个建议，你去改编一下廖一梅编剧、孟京辉导演的《恋爱的犀牛》（段奕宏、郝蕾版），就推销牙刷的那一小片段，挺搞的。
32、ken:maybeyouareright.whatelse?
33、ken:whyareyoulate?and,youjustmissedthelastclass.theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.
34、小白兔：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑兔，把我刚才我的菜园里拔的萝卜送给它。再见。”
35、小蟋蟀：“小公鸡，你为什么总叹气啊?”
36、ken:whatdoyoumean?nottoomanyandnottoofew?
37、jason:oh,shoot!ijustmissedit.wouldyoulendmeyournotessoicanmakeacopy?
38、小白蜗牛：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑蜗牛，把我刚找到的树叶送给它
39、ken:forgod’ssake!don’tyoucareaboutnextweek’smid-termexamination?
40、小公鸡：“一只两只三四只，五只六只七八只，哈哈，这么多!”
41、ken:iwonderwhyyourcalculusprofessornevertakesattendance.yet,everytimeiskippedclass,myprofessoralwaysknewiwasabsent.ithinkiamreallyunlucky.
42、rita:well,you’llappreciatewhati’mgoingtotellyounow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.
43、kevin:twoo’clock.icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar–jolin.oh,howwonderful!
44、预祝你们演出成功！
45、小白鸭：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑鸭，把我刚从我的花园里摘的花送给它。再见。”
46、rita:wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmayasktheprofessortopassyou.lastly–toskiptheclassessuccessfullyyoucannotskiptoomanyclassesortoofew.
47、kevin:anita,don’tbeupsetwithhim.hewillnotlistentoyou.justleavehimalone.bytheway,iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?
48、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白兔，你要去哪里?”
49、童话故事8人表演剧本
50、anita:no,thisisaveryimportantclass.andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.
51、小蟋蟀：“我是你的朋友啊，来，我把刚学会的一只曲子演奏给你听。”
52、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白蜗牛，你要去哪里?”
53、再见八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》话剧剧本。”
54、小公鸡：“有朋友可看，可真好!”
55、anita:youareloopynowbecauseyou’veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.
56、ken:eagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoit
57、kevin:well,i’mnot.yetithinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.
58、anita:waitaminute.wehavecalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.areyououtofyourmind?
59、(anita,kevin,ken,jason,steven,andritaarealltunghaiuniversitystudents.theyaregoodfriends.oneday,kenandjasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)
60、skippingclass
急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)
61、sceneiii
62、ken:why?
63、时间：早晨
64、地点：大树下
65、大树下，小公鸡在捉虫子。
66、rita:ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.
67、人英语话剧剧本励志：《逃课》
68、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白鸭，你要去哪里?”
69、小白兔蹦过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，提着一篮子胡萝卜。
70、rita:calculusisextremelydifficult.idon’tbelieveyoucanpassit.
71、anita:youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse’sbusiness.you’llgetyourselfintrouble.don’tyouknowit?...
72、ken:youstudieduntilthreeo’clockthismorning?why?whatdidyoudoyesterdayafternoon?iknowyouwerefreefromfouro’clockonyesterday.
73、ken:whatarethey?
74、jason:alwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclasses
75、kevin:treats“skippingclasses”astheprincipleofuniversitylife
76、sceneii
77、大树下，小公鸡继续在捉虫子。
78、ken:sureifyougivemeagoodreasonwhyyoumissedtheclass.youpromisedmethatyouwouldbeinclassontimetoday.
79、anita:oh,iamsorrythatialmostforgotit.whattimetomorrow?
80、大树下，小公鸡继续在捉虫子八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》。(小品剧本)
81、rita:didi?wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe’repackedintheafternoononwednesdays.
82、小公鸡望着小白兔的背影。
83、jason:believeme,iwouldliketokeepmyword.theproblemisthatihavethe“businessmanagement”testtodayandiwasupstudyingforittillthreeo’clockthismorning.thenifellasleepandwokeupatteno’clockthismorning.
84、rita:beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.
85、曲子真好听，小公鸡的眼睛也笑眯眯的了